My order

How can I track my order ?

Follow these easy steps: Login > Show my orders > click on the bright orange button that says "Track"

When will my order be sent ?

Whenever the fucker is ready :) It takes a few days for all the products to arrive from our wholesellers. So don't buy unless you have at least 14 days till you need it !

Can I add more products to my order ?

After the 24 hour window is closed you can't add more if the same item to the order. This is because we order the specific amount at our wholeseller and if a product is sold out well.... it's sold out. You can combine several orders to save some shipping though !

I've received the wrong item

Our warehouse is run by monkeys so it could be they mixed up orders. Please contact us using the contact form and state your problem and we'll fix it a.s.a.p. !